Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Alan Greenspan's Bedtime Stories: Rock-a-bye Baby

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Rock-a-bye extremely young individual entering the first period of existence upon an arboreal promontory.


When the foreboding air currents accumulate with significant force the framework in which you repose will undergo a series of motions impossible to foretell that might -- one hastens underscore -- lead to the eventually deleterious consequences amidst the appendages of the arboreal entity, resulting in a rapid and potentially hazardous downturn for you, said extremely young human individual, and your non-proprietary possession in the form of the aforementioned framework for repose.


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