Thursday, September 16, 2010

Cabin fever

Hey, I think I'm a bit lost here.

'Road Atlas, I can't find Norton..'

'You want my help? Why? You've been tarting it up on that Google Maps, haven't you? Has she led you astray?'


'Well, I have said my bit. Over the A34 and go through Sutton Scotney. I'm not helping you any more than that. I suggeset you pray to St Christopher or something.'

'I'm not Catholic.. Anyway, St. Christopher protects Catholics while on their journeys, or protects them while in transit, or something. He doesn't give directions.'

Road Atlas shrugs.

'Whatever, minger. Try turning left.'

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