Sport, animals

Eating a biryani in Hyderabad I was told by a guy that I look like a young Mark Waugh..
Here are kids playing cricket in Mumbai: The next day they had some badminton racquets out, and they gave me a go.
The cat liked me...

This cow did not. After it headbutted me and wiped its nose on my shorts (maybe some kind of blessing. How many times have your shorts been snotted on by a sacred thing?), a few locals said 'It doesn't like you!' I said 'I didn't touch your cow, I only tried to sidle past with my back to the truck. There's not much room there.'

'Yes, she doesn't like you!'