I can has cheezburger?

From Borowitz report:
'I can has legacy'

Delhi

Icy pole in the colours of the Indian flag.

India Gate: A guy tried to tell me that this memorial was for Indian soldiers who lost their lives in the Second World War.. Don't think so. It's for soldiers who died in the First World War and Indo - Pakistani War. The names and dates are carved into the surface.

Agra

Mosque to the side of the Taj Mahal

Ceiling of the mosque

Udaipur

' GBH American Hospital'

Udaipur motor museum

Old Chevrolet. The one next to this was used as a school bus up until the 70's

Model A Ford

8-cylinder Buick.

This Ford was modified for hunting!

1937 190D Merc. Look Astrid, it's your grandma!

Udaipur

Island Garden

Hindu temple

Clock Tower

Canadian for a day, or 'Lost in the Plot'

Those in the know have started referring to me as 'noted foregin supporting actor Mr Devid' due to my impeccable performance in the 'Canadian' episode of 'The country that my heart is in'.

Hey, look, it's not 'The Dears': From left to right: Julian (Not Murray), Tora (Not Natalya), Jo (Not Vivan), Lynne (Not Lisa), Dave (Not Patrick). Eating Thali after a tough day of... Well I guess it's like being an anaethestist or a fire fighter: 98% boredom, 2% 'holy snapping - '
The scene was at 'St Joseph's college Canada'. Inside the doors was a big spolight pointing out down the steps, with a smoke machine on the side. Lynn, Tora, Jo and I were each given a textbook to carry back and forth in the background. 500 Rupees worth, baby.

Mumbai

Sport, animals

Eating a biryani in Hyderabad I was told by a guy that I look like a young Mark Waugh..
Here are kids playing cricket in Mumbai: The next day they had some badminton racquets out, and they gave me a go.
The cat liked me...

This cow did not. After it headbutted me and wiped its nose on my shorts (maybe some kind of blessing. How many times have your shorts been snotted on by a sacred thing?), a few locals said 'It doesn't like you!' I said 'I didn't touch your cow, I only tried to sidle past with my back to the truck. There's not much room there.'

'Yes, she doesn't like you!'