Leak! the musical

[Julian Assange]
Swedish lovin' had me a blast


[Anna Ardin]
Swedish lovin' happened so fast


[Julian Assange]
I met a girl crazy for me


[Anna Ardin]
Met a boy cute as can be


[Both]
Swedish days driftin' away, to uh-oh those Swedish nights


[Media Scrum]
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh


[Swedish Prosecution]
Tell me more, tell me more


[Assange's lawyer Mark Stephens]
Why is your hair so white? 


[feministing.com]
Tell me more, tell me more


[Marty]
Does he have a website?


[Media Scrum]
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh


[Julian Assange]
She swam by me, she got a cramp


[Anna Ardin]
He ran by me, got my suit damp


[Julian Assange]
I saved her life, she nearly drowned


[Anna Ardin]
He showed off, splashing around


[Both]
Swedish sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those Swedish nights


[Media Scrum]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh


[feministing.com]
Tell me more, tell me more


[Frenchy]
Was it love at first sight?


[Swedish Prosecution]
Tell me more, tell me more


[Kenickie]
Did she put up a fight?


[Media Scrum]
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh


[Julian Assange]
She took me home, I had a condom


[Anna Ardin]
We had sex, it was lagom


[Julian Assange]
We made out under the dock


[Anna Ardin]
We stayed out 'till ten o'clock


[Both]
Swedish fling, don't mean a thing, but uh-oh those Swedish nights


[Media Scrum]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh


[Swedish Prosecution]
Tell me more, tell me more


[Putzie]
But you don't gotta brag


[feministing.com]
Tell me more, tell me more


[Rizzo]
Cos he sounds like a drag


[Media Scrum]
shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEH


[Anna Ardin]
He got friendly, holding my hand


[Julian Assange]
While she got friendly down in the sand


[Anna Ardin]
He was sweet, just turned thirty - four


[Julian Assange]
Well she was good, she was quite the (rhymes with four)


[Media Scrum]
Woah!


[Both]
Swedish heat, boy and girl meet, but uh-oh those Swedish nights


[Media Scrum]
woo, woo, woo


[feministing.com]
Tell me more, tell me more


[ Jan]
How much dough did he spend?


[Swedish Prosecution]
Tell me more, tell me more


[Sonny]
Could she get me a friend?


[Anna Ardin]
It turned colder - that's where it ends


[Julian Assange]
So I told her we'd still be friends


[Anna Ardin]
Then we made our true love vow


[Julian Assange]
Wonder what she's doing now


[Both]
Swedish dreams ripped at the seams, (THIS FIGURE OF SPEECH IS IN THE ORIGINAL LYRICS, PEOPLE)
bu-ut oh, those su-ummer nights....


[Media Scrum]
Tell me more, tell me more!