It was like that song 'Stephen's last night in town' by Ben Folds Five.. I thought she was going off to Bangladesh, but.. well it was one of those drawn-out departures I guess. We snuck in a night on the booze at Kro bar. A few smashed shot glasses were testament to Zara's attempts at piling 14 of them on top of each other. It looked a bit like those swaying creatures in the desert levels of Super Mario.. you know what I mean. Those who didn't leave early were treated to some pretty sobering pictures of.. who whips their camera-phone out at the birth of your first child?