Jack the Phantom Menace

Housemate comes home and says there's an employee in his building, befouling the toilets daily. He works for a law firm. 'He must have been watching too much ski Sunday', Nick says while adopting a downhill skier's pose, leaning forward while sitting on the couch.

Shipping company magnate Carl Barron says he has his suspects, but denies conducting a smear campaign amongst his less-liked employees.

Regarding Nick, Carl says 'I only wanted to take a deposition. But I know who likes the kebabs.'

'We'll get to the bottom of this.'

Nick then learned about the joys of the 'topshelf' and the 'reverse kanga'.

Tuesday:

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